but what if cyclops can wear contacts but just chooses to wear the glasses for easy access to his powers, but one day he wears the contacts under his glasses and just casually takes his shades off in the middle of a meeting with the xmen as a prank to see if they would notice, and they do, because everyone jumps and freaks the fuck out and he just bends over laughing because logan’s claws impaled his beer and he looks about ready to piss himself
"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give
Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks
I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.
don’t give even one tiny little fuck
NEIGH HOY MENOY
I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more
"An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do."- ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice. :Eliza: (via library-lessons)
An early night I want, a late night I get. Ahh life.